Due to its shockingly sour taste, Simply Grapefruit is a hardcore juice for hardcore people.
Quaint Simply Orange juice ads will glitch and distort into death metal Simply Grapefruit ads.
Simply Grapefruit forms The Savage Citrus,
a death metal band, to describe the hardcore taste of grapefruit juice in their debut album
To a Pulp (2019). Complete with merch.
Branded flasks will be given out, because people grimace after their first sip of grapefruit juice or alcohol.
We'll airbrush Simply Grapefruit delivery vans with sick, metal designs. Because just like grapefruit juice, it takes a special kind of person to appreciate an airbrushed van.